Unnecessary Phone Calls: Why I Hate Them

The deliveryman can’t find my house

I order pizza for delivery

Calling an ambulance

I need to have my car towed

Making a reservation at a restaurant

I need a painter

I need to call an electrician

I ask the landlady to fix the oven

Calling the police

I’m trapped in the elevator

There’s a water outage

Telling the landlady I’ll be late paying rent

I need the air conditioning fixed

There’s a power outage

I need to call the locksmith